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Monday, June 22, 2009

Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?

Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally!

Ever wonder why?



It's because she smells like a new golf bag!

10 comments:

  1. Joe, STOP IT - you're killing us.

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  2. She couldnt boil water.

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  3. No, but she could boil a mans blood pressure

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  4. Thanks, Joe. I really needed a laugh this morning.

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  5. 10:45 Who's needs boiled water??

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  6. you know, I dated her in college, she was really kind of lame, just lied there, wanted me to do all the work, buy her everything..you know like a democrat..

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  7. No, it's because he knows he'll never get any of that.

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  8. Y'eh like I am gonna' spend 100 plus dollars to spend like 6 hours gridlocked on tee-offs on every hole among three-mulligan PA tourists when I can be all alone on a playa nudista con senora muy buena!! Wordo Uppo!!

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  9. Thanks for the picture Joe

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