Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally!
you know, I dated her in college, she was really kind of lame, just lied there, wanted me to do all the work, buy her everything..you know like a democrat..
Y'eh like I am gonna' spend 100 plus dollars to spend like 6 hours gridlocked on tee-offs on every hole among three-mulligan PA tourists when I can be all alone on a playa nudista con senora muy buena!! Wordo Uppo!!
Joe, STOP IT - you're killing us.
ReplyDeleteShe couldnt boil water.
ReplyDeleteNo, but she could boil a mans blood pressure
ReplyDeleteThanks, Joe. I really needed a laugh this morning.
ReplyDelete10:45 Who's needs boiled water??
ReplyDeleteyou know, I dated her in college, she was really kind of lame, just lied there, wanted me to do all the work, buy her everything..you know like a democrat..
ReplyDeleteNo, it's because he knows he'll never get any of that.
ReplyDeleteDont want it.
ReplyDeleteY'eh like I am gonna' spend 100 plus dollars to spend like 6 hours gridlocked on tee-offs on every hole among three-mulligan PA tourists when I can be all alone on a playa nudista con senora muy buena!! Wordo Uppo!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the picture Joe
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