Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Arlene: What in the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.
The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.
'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'
The pharmacist fainted.
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there are, of coarse, older women who enjoy sex. I know of a healthy, 88 year old woman who claims she is active with her 79 year old friend. I hope she is, she is a firecracker of a woman!
ReplyDeleteReese Bobby would enjoy this, my mom was a home health aide a few years back and she had acquired a patient in her 80s who never locked her doors at night. She had an episode where my mom had to stay overnight with her for about 2 weeks and that did not stop the gentlemen callers, 2 or 3 of them from stopping in between 8pm and midnight on designated nights. My mom did not know that the doors were to stay unlocked, so she was surprised to hear knocking and banging and fumbling with the front door at odd hours-the sweet lady she worked for had a time explaining this.
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