A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you tell a lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man, "and whose clock is that?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his life."
"Where's JR's clock?" asked the man.
"JR's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
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ReplyDeleteJR said that he worked for Atlantic signs before,thats where he got his knowledge of running a sign company! A good friend of mine worked for sheraton sign company for 28 years, he said theres no way JR worked for atlantic. the ceiling fan spins faster everyday JR opens his mouth.
ReplyDeleteThe way JR has been going lately there may be a tornado starting in Jesus' office.
ReplyDeleteClocks and Glocks and Skateboard Parks A Christmas Wish!
ReplyDeleteRobinson was the one that said the round about in Fruitland would never work. skate park? OOOOOOkkkkkkkkkkkk!
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