Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex!

#10... A below par performance is considered damn good.

#9... You can stop in the middle and have
a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.

#8... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.

#7... Foursomes are encouraged.

#6... You can still make money doing it as a senior.

#5... Three times a day is possible.

#4... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer
if you play with someone else.

#3... If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.

#2... You don't have to cuddle with
your partner when you're finished.

And his NUMBER ONE reason
why golf is better than sex.....
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#1... When your equipment gets old you can replace it!