A little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her.
After following along for a while, turns to her and asks, "Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"
"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks, "Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."
"NO!" says the little girl as she hurries down the street..
The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says, “Okay kid, my last offer!
I'll give you 20 Bucks and a big bag of candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we go for a ride."
Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and screams out.............
"Look Dad. You're the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley, YOU RIDE IT!"
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ReplyDeleteWhats the difference between a hoover and a harley?
ReplyDeleteThe location of the dirtbag
HAHAHAHA. this is funny.
ReplyDeleteI ride a honda cruiser though, and I like it. But I would like a Harley more..
you know why harley riders like chrome parts?
ReplyDeletemakes em easier tp find on the side of the road when they fall off....
whats the other difference in a hoover and a harley?
on a harley you can fit 2 dirt bags
lol...just kidding...love em all..get your knees in the breeze