DelMarVa's Premier Source for News, Opinion, Analysis, and Human Interest Contact Publisher Joe Albero at alberobutzo@wmconnect.com or 410-430-5349
DelMarVa's Premier Source for News, Opinion, Analysis, and Human Interest Contact Publisher Joe Albero at alberobutzo@wmconnect.com or 410-430-5349
OMG!
ReplyDeleteDamn PRMC ER!! kept my clothes and discharged me with a U.T.I!! Came in with a bad headache and this is the crap I get?
ReplyDeleteim singing in the rain!
ReplyDeleteThis gives a whole new meaning to recycling plastic!
ReplyDeleteCindy
LOL. I'm speechless. Just for a second though.
ReplyDelete"Anybody seen my samich? I found the baggy but no bologna samich. Salisbury crime is down. Nobody stole it. Its here somewhere. Hey! Looky here! Gum. Yummy. Is there a draft in here or is that just Salisbury's cold shoulder?"
Barrie enjoying retirement. Just Udder Madness. lol
ReplyDeleteGary got caught in the rain!
ReplyDeleteIs that the sound of boots crying?
ReplyDeleteJT, what are you doing letting your wife out in the rain like that??
ReplyDeleteThat's Jonathan Taylor.
ReplyDeleteI thought Obama was going to give me a check, and all I got was this plastic bag.
ReplyDeleteFull Body Condom
ReplyDeleteNow where did i hide my State Highway truck today
ReplyDeleteIntroducing the new mascot for Salisbury's Downtown!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad I got that divorce after she decided to wear those white watermen boots.
ReplyDeleteThats good Luvin there, Wrap your belt around her and keep on working it.
ReplyDeleteI hope my husband likes this saran wrap, I heard it makes me sexy....
ReplyDeleteOR
Cover me , I'm going in....
Or
How about thats just plain nasty.
"Kirstie Alley pauses for smoke break between dances at local fire hall."
ReplyDeleteYou can take my house, you can take my clothes but you can't stop me on the City Council!
ReplyDeleteShanie Shields
Do these boots and body condom make my ass look big?
ReplyDeleteSalisbury Sanitation worker Mit Johnson is seen here wearing his new uniform mandated by President Obama's new transparency in government policy.
ReplyDeleteDamm, Mom go out again! Dad, you left the door unlocked again.
ReplyDelete"I hate these new clear trash bags"
ReplyDeleteSometimes spandix is better
ReplyDeleteThese boots were made for walking!
ReplyDeleteOfficer Said.... Take 10 steps then turn around and come back another 10 steps.
ReplyDeleteTaylor Said.... one, two, five, six, eight, sh!t, nine, where was I?
Officer.... Mr. Taylor, just how far did you get in school?
Taylor Said.... Sevenf grade.
Officer.... Ok, do you know your ABC's?
Taylor.... Yes
Officer.... Can you say them backwards for me.
Taylor.... CBA.
Officer.... No, Mr. Taylor, starting with the letter Z.
Taylor.... Huh?
Officer.... Mr. Taylor, where's your clother, sir?
Taylor.... In da car.
Officer.... Would you mind me asking why you're not wearing them.
Taylor.... Didn't want to spill my beer on em.
Officer.... Dispatch, can you please send another unit or perhaps an ambulance, this guy isn't going to fit in my vehicle and it looks like he's going to be with us for quite a while.
Shanie Shields after a night at the VFW
ReplyDeleteHoly Crap !!! My wife is right, Alcohol brings the weird out in people.
ReplyDeleteHow I would like to cover her with cream corn and dive into lunch.
ReplyDeleteMrs. Bubba! Is that you?
ReplyDeleteYo nex mare!
ReplyDeleteWith my special coat on, nobody can see me cauz I invisible.
ReplyDelete"Barrie......is that you? I haven't seen you since you tried to play Napoleon with the City of Salisbury residents 10 years ago."
ReplyDeletedam* my thong broke
ReplyDeleteBarrie Tilghman says that there isn't any thing wrong with the new waste water treatment plant and invites the citizens of salisbury to attend while she dedicates it.
ReplyDeleteMom always said, "Don't ever leave home without a raincoat." But I don't think this is what she was refering to!
ReplyDeleteOMG! Shanie, get a grip!
ReplyDeleteAre you kidding me, look at those tan lines. SEXY.
ReplyDeleteOMG! Shanie, get a grip!
ReplyDeleteI think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
ReplyDeleteNEW SUBWAY COMMERCIAL COMING
ReplyDeleteHey that is my ex-wife !!!! Guess you guys are wondering why I left her. Roll her in flour and look for the donut.
ReplyDeleteAdd a ladder and you gotta firetruck 16.
ReplyDeleteyes , I do have feet!
ReplyDelete"Time to shed my red woolen coat for Spring rain gear..."
ReplyDeleteI found Bubba's wife!
ReplyDeleteToo funny! Almost looks like a man with man boobs....could pass for my friend's ex-husband from the waist up. He's the one whose belly hangs out in the front and his crack shines above his jeans in the rear. Why is it fat guys never realize just how BIG they really are? ROTFLMAO!
ReplyDeleteThese boots are made for walking and that's just what they'll do, one of these days these boots are gona walk all over you! Start walking boots.
ReplyDeleteHas Comegys had an implant? If he can dress the part maybe, he can fill the Mare's shoes. After all, they look like something she would wear to wade thru the S#@! looking for Chiefy.
ReplyDeleteThis looks exactly like alot of Salisbury women who drive the big SUV's
ReplyDelete49 comments... Joe, you are a whor_! for ratings! This is, though the funniest pic I've seen for quite some time!
ReplyDelete"Bubba is as Bubba does"
Really 9:06? The women I see around Salisbury driving big SUVs are mostly blondes, slender and very attractive. Don't know what side of town you hang out on, but my side of town sounds better. LMAO.
ReplyDeleteWait tilll you see tomorrow's!
ReplyDeletemy husband says,,Rainy Days make him Horney..Let;s see if this gets me some action today!
ReplyDeletei just threw up in my mouth....a caption heh....
ReplyDeletei really hope gary likes my new lingerie
Barrie...put your clothes on!
ReplyDeleteWell, at least I lived thru my ordeal at prmc
ReplyDeleteHEY COME ON BIG GIRLS NEED LOVE TOO!!
ReplyDeleteLook's like Comegy's got some new boots...
ReplyDeleteFollow me to the thrift travel inn!
ReplyDeleteI claim this puddle, and it can never touch me with this here raincoat!!!
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