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Monday, March 16, 2009
Wicomico County Sheriff's Office Press Releases
Incident: Obstruct and hinder
Date of Incident: 12 March 2009
Location: 200 block of Wall Street, Salisbury, MD
Suspect: Daniel Christopher McKinney, 46, Salisbury, MD
Narrative: On 12 March 2009 at 5:28 PM, deputies from the Wicomico County Sheriff’s Office responded a residence in the 200 block of Wall Street in Salisbury for the purpose of serving a Protective Order on Daniel McKinney. The order that was to be served on McKinney also required that he vacate the residence. Upon the arrival of the deputies, McKinney stood behind the locked screen door, without any clothes on, and refused to allow the deputies to enter the residence to serve the order. After McKinney refused several requests to open the door, the deputies left the area of McKinney’s residence and obtained a warrant for his arrest. The next day, McKinney was seen at the District Court in Salisbury where he was taken into custody of the Arrest Warrant.
Upon arrest, McKinney was transported to the Central Booking Unit where he was processed and taken in front of the District Court Commissioner. After an initial appearance, McKinney was detained by the Commissioner in the Detention Center in lieu of $3,500.00 bond.
Charges: Obstruct and Hinder (3 counts)
Incident: Assault
Date of Incident: 12 March 2009
Location: 1100 block of Pocahontas Ave., Salisbury, MD
Suspect: Willie M. Carter, 56, Salisbury, MD
Narrative: On 12 March 2009 at 10:07 PM, a deputy from the Wicomico County Sheriff’s Office responded to a residence in the 1100 block of Pocahontas Ave for a reported physical altercation between residents. Upon the arrival of the deputy, the deputy met with a victim who alleged that a fellow resident, Willie Carter, had assaulted the victim. The deputy also observed injuries on the victim that coincided with that allegation. Carter, who was still on scene, was placed under arrest.
Carter was transported to the Central Booking Unit where he was processed and taken in front of the District Court Commissioner. After an initial appearance, Carter was released by the Commissioner on Personal Recognizance.
Charges: Assault 2nd degree
Incident: Burglary
Date of Incident: 13 March 2009
Location: 6000 block of Rockawalkin Road, Hebron, MD
Suspect: Allen M. Doane, 21, Salisbury, MD
Narrative: On 13 March 2009 at 1:48 PM, deputies from the Wicomico County Sheriff’s Office responded to a residence in the 6000 block of Rockawalkin Road in Hebron for a reported Burglary in progress. A subject observed exiting via a broken rear door was detained by the first arriving deputy. That subject, later identified as Allen M. Doane, reportedly shattered the glass in the rear door with a rock and entered the residence uninvited. During the investigation, it was determined that Doane was known to the residents who were inside the house, but they had refused to open the door when he knocked which caused Doane to forcibly enter the residence.
Doane was placed under arrest and transported to the Central Booking Unit where he was processed and taken in front of the District Court Commissioner. After an initial appearance, Doane was detained by the Commissioner in the Detention Center in lieu of $50,000.00 bond.
Charges:
Burglary 1st Degree
Burglary 3rd Degree
Burglary 4th Degree
Malicious Destruction of Property (3 counts)
Incident: Possession of Marijuana with the Intent to Distribute
Date of Incident: 15 March 2009
Location: U.S. 13 at Connelly Mill Road, Delmar, MD
Suspect: Donald C. White, 20, Delmar, MD
Narrative: On 15 March 2009 at 9:19 PM, a deputy from the Wicomico County Sheriff’s Office stopped a vehicle operated by Donald C. White for an equipment violation. During the deputy’s contact with White, the deputy observed that White appeared visibly nervous by the deputy’s presence. A WCSO K9 team arrived and scanned the vehicle for the odor of illegal drugs. At the conclusion of the scan, the K9 alerted positively to that odor. During a search of the vehicle, the deputy located individually wrapped baggies of marijuana hidden up underneath the dashboard. Upon arrest, the deputy also discovered additional marijuana on White’s person.
White was transported to the Central Booking Unit where he was processed and taken in front of the District Court Commissioner. After an initial appearance, White was detained by the Commissioner in the Detention Center in lieu of $50,000.00 bond.
Charges:
Possession of Marijuana with the Intent to Distribute
Possession of Marijuana
Possession of Drug Paraphernalia
Upon the arrival of the deputies, McKinney stood behind the locked screen door, without any clothes on, and refused to allow the deputies to enter the residence to serve the order.
ReplyDeleteWho in their right mind would even answer their door without any clothes on?
You know who that first arriving Deputy was at the Burglary in progress none other than the famous Sam Workman. He’s like Clint Eastwood, Charles Bronson and Chuck Norris rolled into one.
ReplyDeleteI do all the time... c'mon over...
ReplyDeleteSuperman wears Sam Workman pajamas to bed.
ReplyDeleteSuperman and Same Workman once had an arm wrestling contest. The loser had to wear thier underwear on the outside.
There is no need to cry over spilled milk, unless it is Sam Workman's milk, cause he'll kick your a**.
Wow! That zoo keeper sure knows how to catch a monkey with his hand in a gourd. Jim Rapp's got nothing on Super Sam Workman.
ReplyDeleteI just heard there was a new "King of Willards". Could it be the same person who might replace Bobby Jones?
ReplyDeleteJoe, had the pleasure to meet Sam Workman. But could you tell me why he was in the area off-duty. I think he can sniff out naked men standing behind closed doors. Is Detetive workman a Deputy or Trooper.
ReplyDeleteThere is no 'ctrl' button on Sam Workman's computer. Sam Workman's is always in control.
ReplyDeleteSam Workman can kill two stones with one bird.
ReplyDeleteWhen the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Sam Workman.
ReplyDeleteSam Workman CAN believe it's not butter.
ReplyDeleteSam Workman can touch MC Hammer
ReplyDeleteIt's widely believed that Jesus was Sam Workman' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Sam Worman's skin.
ReplyDeleteSam Workman once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
ReplyDeleteHey 8:37PM You forgot one other very important person that all rolled up into one is Det. Sam Workman and I say this with the up most respect...any one who knows Sam...that person would be "BARNEY FIFF"!!! :) Way to go Sam!
ReplyDeleteMacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Sam Workman roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.
ReplyDeleteHey 8:15am by the way he was gettin GAS before he went in! Duh! Thank God he was!
ReplyDelete182,000 Americans die from Sam Workman-related accidents every year.
ReplyDeleteIf you work in an office with Sam Workman or Horace Chester, don't ask them for his three-hole-punch.
ReplyDeleteSam Workman once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
ReplyDeleteSam Workman uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.
ReplyDeleteEvery time Sam Workman smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he’s roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.
ReplyDeleteSam Workman doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
ReplyDeleteFor undercover police work, Sam Workman pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
ReplyDeleteThey once made a Sam Workman toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
ReplyDeleteAfter taking a steroids test doctors informed Sam Workman that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"
ReplyDeleteSam Workman once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
ReplyDeleteSam Workman will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
ReplyDeleteSam Workman doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.
ReplyDeleteSam Workman once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
ReplyDeleteSam Workman can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
ReplyDeleteHorace Chester does not get frostbite. Horace Chester bites frost
ReplyDeleteFear is not the only emotion Sam Workman can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Sam Workman."
ReplyDeleteWhat’s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn’t use its full name, which happens to be “Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Sam-Workman-Division”.
ReplyDeleteSam Workman brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
ReplyDeleteSam Workman wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
ReplyDeleteSam Workman was what Willis was talkin' about.
ReplyDeleteGoogle won't search for Sam Workman or Horace Chester because it knows it wont find Sam Workman and Horace Chester they find you.
ReplyDeleteQ: How many Sam Workman's does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, Sam Workman prefers to kill in the dark.
ReplyDeleteCrime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Sam Workman on a routine patrol.
ReplyDeleteSam Workman is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time.
ReplyDeleteSam Workman smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Sam Workmans personal chef.
ReplyDelete"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Sam Workman calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
ReplyDeleteSam Workman is not capable of hitting a target on the broad side of a barn. Every time he tries, the whole damn barn falls down.
ReplyDeleteYou know Sam and Horace are partners. Like Mel Gibsons and Danny Glover.
ReplyDeleteSam and Horace are like Chuck Norris (Cordell Walker), Clarence Gilyard (Jimmy Trivette).
ReplyDeleteEverybody loves Raymond. Except Sam Workman.
ReplyDeleteThe truth will set you free. Unless Sam Workman has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
ReplyDeleteNever look a gift Horace Chester in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
ReplyDeleteGive a man a fish, and you will feed him for a day. Give a man anything that is better than a fish, and Horace Chester will beat his ass and take it.
ReplyDeleteSam Workman can taste lies.
ReplyDelete4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Horace Chester as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
ReplyDeleteSam workman can kick Chuck Norris's A**!!
ReplyDeleteHorace Chester can sneeze with his eyes open.
ReplyDeleteWhen Sam Workman wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
ReplyDeleteCount from one to ten. That's how long it would take Sam Workman to kill you...Fourty seven times.
ReplyDeleteHorace Chester is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
ReplyDeleteMr. T pities the fool. Sam Workman rips the fool's head off.
ReplyDeleteIf a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Horace Chester hears it. Horace Chester can hear everything. Horace Chester can hear the shrieking terror in your soul.
ReplyDeleteHorace Chester can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples.
ReplyDeleteHorace Chester does not sleep. He waits.
ReplyDeleteWhile urinating, Sam Workman is easily capable of welding titanium.
ReplyDeleteNobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Sam WOrkman.
ReplyDeleteSam Workman and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
ReplyDeleteIt takes Horace Chester 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
ReplyDeleteYou can lead a horse to water but cannot make him drink, unless you’re Horace Chester.
ReplyDeleteSam Workman let the dogs out.
ReplyDeleteThe active ingredient in Red Bull is Horace Chester's sweat.
ReplyDeleteSam Workman puts the laughter in manslaughter.
ReplyDeleteHorace Chester does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
ReplyDeleteSticks and stones may break your bones, but a Sam Workman glare will liquefy your kidneys.
ReplyDeleteWo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Horace, Hidden Chester"
ReplyDeleteGiraffes were created when Sam Workman uppercutted a horse.
ReplyDeleteSam Workman uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
ReplyDeleteThere are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Horace Chester.
ReplyDeleteThis is all "soooo" funny but seriously this is a perfect example of why our deputys should always be allowed to take their cars home. Sam Workman is not afraid to respond to a crime even if it is Christmas Eve. This incident amoung many others that Sam has responded to while on his own time. Our tax paying dollars hard at work even when not on duty! Buy the way he is a Deputy!! One of the countys finest.
ReplyDeleteHorace Chester is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.
ReplyDeleteOnly Horace Chester can prevent forest fires.
ReplyDeleteRules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Sam Workman fight.
ReplyDeleteSam Workman enjoys a good practical joke. His favorite is where he removes your lower intestine and pretends to make a balloon animal out of it. Then he cracks your skull open with a Volvo for not complimenting him on his balloon animal.
ReplyDeleteKenny G is allowed to live because Sam Workman doesn't kill women.
ReplyDeleteHorace Chester can have his cake AND eat it too.
ReplyDeleteSam Workman CAN lick his elbow.
ReplyDeleteOn the Asian market, Sam Workman's urine is worth $400 per fluid ounce.
ReplyDeleteWhen Horace Chester crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
ReplyDeleteHorace Chester can clap with one hand.
ReplyDeleteNo free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms.
ReplyDeleteSam Workman always uses his arms...
In 2000 a crack camando unit of special Cops were assigned as Detectives, today still wanted by the citizen of Wicomico County, Sam Workman and Horace Chester are Detectives of Fortune, if you have a problem and no one else can help and you can find them maybe you can hire the A-team.
ReplyDeleteScientists at nasa are currently in the process of making rocket fule that can power a rocket to Jupiter in .0295 seconds, the main ingredient in this ground breaking fuel is none other than Sam Workmans feces, the methane gas concentration in his feces is so high that he must release it into 6ton titanium holding jars, with an outside liner of 4 inch thick tempered steel
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