A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. The guy knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in 'fashion sense.' He walks up to him and says, 'I didn't know you were into earrings.'
'Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring,' he replies sheepishly.
His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to ask, 'So, how long have you been wearing one?'
'Ever since my wife found it in my truck.'
(I always wondered how this trend got started)
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Wait until his buddies see his new "fashion statement" while changing at the gym after his wife finds a pair of women's panties under his truck's passenger seat. I think I would just bite the bullet and take the divorce.
ReplyDeletethis joke is just wrong on SO many levels....
ReplyDeleteGood one Joe! a very well composed joke
ReplyDeleteThat's really funny, things that make one go hmmm...My husband wears two earrings on each ear, and I didn't find them...wonder what this means-who is finding these earrings that he keeps putting holes in his head??? In my case I wish the other woman/man(?) would take him some days LOL!!
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