This is an actual border crossing between Gaza and Egypt. That's a Hamas fighter in the scanner. Link.
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Uhhhh....what?
ReplyDeleteLaugh now; but when this "freedom fighter" gets a whiff of "traditional American values" I am sure he will immediately be on his godless Blackberry calling the Capitalist pig {I spit..poo}Cochran firm to sue the Zionist devil Peter Funt for punitive damages because his "infidel web gear" got tangled in the device's conveyor belt.
ReplyDeleteMR. Carson: Whewww. Bomb-o! I tell ya'-I've never seen dead people smoke before! Is this mike on, Ed??
ReplyDeleteTHE Mr. McMahon: Ha-Ha-Ha.. Yes, sir...going over like the lead Hindenburg. Find your car keys, Johnny.
MR. Carson: well, we thought this was wacky, wild stuff, but I guess we have an uptight audience and some progressive material, so we apologize for working a "little blue."
THE Mr. McMahon: Definitely more uptight than the Amish Shriner's convention in Salt Lake, sir. Tighter than an incumbent's backside during a close primary vote. Ha-ha.
MR. Carson: We are going to take a little break here, and when we return Jack Hanna from the Columbus Zoo will present both his falcon and small rodent exhibits, concurrently, as we have run short of time. Surely nothing can go wrong here.
THE MR. McMahon: Recipe for disaster, John-definite lawsuit potential...and stop calling me Shirley.
Go read the link's caption for the photo and you will know, this was not posted as a joke, but the sick irony. Hence the label "WTF".
ReplyDeleteNow maybe somebody will understand while Israel freaks out about Hamas. Does the guy in the scanner look like he wants to co-exist in peace with anyone?
Reese, that was about as funny as a terrorist in a scanner w/ an AK-47.
ReplyDelete12:59. I didn't even need to go to the link to laugh my hizzouse off. If you can look deeper into this reference-I am plotting to see just how many people/cultures/sexes I can offend later this evening by dressing/singing/rejoicing/feasting/showing-much-love as 'Don Cornelius-Bobby' at a Hall & Oates concert tail-gate to celebrate Purim weekend. Even though Sentz and I have traded friendly jabs lately-I can see {I hope}that this piece IS IN FACT ultimately meant as humor {would your dumb rear flank board a plane where a pre-boarding shakedown by this guy on a conveyor belt was required-or you had to sit next to a guy, who looked like Sonny Bono, with an awkward briefcase with a Hiroshima sticker on it?} and hopefully we can learn something valuable from it [ms. anonymous].
ReplyDeleteTS...S'ank you veddy much-I vill be here all dee week. We do have a 9 drink minimum, though-the moose outside should have told you.....
ReplyDeletehmmm and Hillary just gave them what 800 million dollars? The Un already stated that supplies were NOT getting to the people, Hamas was stock piling it for themselves. The people voted in HAMAS they should have to live with their decisions.
ReplyDelete"I hope}that this piece IS IN FACT ultimately meant as humor"
ReplyDeleteIt is a funny image that we are not used to, but when you break it down it is not really funny "ha ha."
C'mon TS. That is why I have a little umbrage, or is it hubris, towards you. Are you trying to be funny and just need sharper material; or are you just really not "getting the joke" yourself? I know I am just trying to be funny-I am not sure about you. If you are trying to make a joke about ANY airline venue security {post 9/11} that involves a masked automatic gunman in an airport screening device with an AK....yuck it up LIKE REALLY REALLY BIG TIME with us {i.e. 'Go Big, or Go Home'}...otherwise it is a poorly conceived, further divisive, joke that falls flat due to underachievement. I tried to bail you out with some original humor, and you came back with all the deflating personality of a substitute teacher on "Field Day."
ReplyDeleteIt's all relative...
ReplyDeleteIf you read the caption, Hamas took over the check point.
ReplyDeleteInstead of flipping the bird, they took this shot.
Although, likely without a chuckle, they likely recognized, for their purposes, this was a better use of the x-ray machine.
It's something you might expect to see in The Onion, but sadly, it's for real.
At least I know who my number one critic is.
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