It's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.
You are not drunk if you can lie on the floorwithout holding on.
We have enough youth.
How about a fountain of "smart"?
The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party.
Five days a week my body is a temple.
The other two it's an amusement park.
LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES USE BIRTH CONTROL
money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
Don't Drink and Drive You might hit a bump and spill something.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Reality is only an illusionthat occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
We are born naked, wet and hungry.Then things get worse.
Red meat is not bad for you Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
Ninety-nine percent of all lawyersgive the rest a bad name.
One good thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new people every day.
Xerox and Wurlitzer will mergeto produce reproductive organs.
Alabama state motto: At least we're not Mississippi
Gaseous cloudshave been detectedaround Uranus.
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NOMATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.
GUN CONTROL: using both hands
The more I learn about terrorism, the more I understand the phone company.
The latest survey shows thatthree out of four people makeup 75% of the population
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one of my favorites:
ReplyDeleteJesus loves you...everyone else thinks your an a$$hole!
"When force is the standard, the murderer wins over the pickpocket, and then that society vanishes, in a spread of ruins and slaughter.
ReplyDeleteDo you wish to know whether that day is coming? Watch Money. Money is a barometer of a society's virtue. When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see men get richer by graft and pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that our society is doomed.
Money is so noble a medium that it does not compete with guns and it does not make terms with brutality. It will not permit a country to survive as half-! property, half-loot.
Whenever destroyers appear among men, they start by destroying money, for money is men's protection, and the base of a moral existence." --Ayn Rand,
How about My Tae Kwon Do mom can kick your soccer mom' a@#!
ReplyDeletemy mom had a good one on her car
ReplyDelete"live long enough to be a burden to your children"
Jesus loves you but i'm his favorite!!
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