New Cook County Correctional Center, Chicago , Illinois
(I guess if I ever break the law, I'd better do it in Illinois ! Homeless people should have it so good!)
Once again the taxpayer gets stung.
It also shows that in most cases the quality of life for prisoners has improved considerably from what you might expect. And I always thought prison was for punishment.!!!!! Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this
comparison chart should make things a little bit clearer:
@PRISON You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ WORK You spend most of yourtime ina 6X6cubicle
@ PRISON You get three fully paid for meals a day
@ WORK You get a break for one meal, andyou have to pay for it
@ PRISON For good behavior, you get time off
@ WORK For good behavior, you get more work
@ PRISON The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@ WORK You must carry a security cardand open all the doors yourself
@ PRISON You can watch TV and play games
@ WORK You could get fired for watching TV and playing games
@ PRISON You get your own toilet
@ WORK You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat
@ PRISON They allow your family and friends to visit
@ WORK You aren't even supposed to speakto your family
@ PRISON All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required on your part
@ WORK You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
@ PRISON You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
@ WORK You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
@ PRISON You must deal with sadistic wardens
@ WORK They are called 'managers'
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS
It would appear that the Illinois Politicians are building for their future retirement.
I've seen this before, but aren't prison and work switched in this case?
ReplyDeletethis is all messed up.
ReplyDelete8:51 that's what i thought too.
ReplyDeleteWhat is this?
ReplyDeleteIts all in how your read it lol
ReplyDeleteif you take the @ work/prison and apply it to the next line it all makes sense
@ Prison You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ WORK You spend most of yourtime ina 6X6cubicle
SOUNDS LIKE WCDC WITH KIMBLE SLAPPING INMATES.
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