A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. This one caught me by surprise.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.
It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds.
You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also November 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th & 30th, three times last Monday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful.
P.S. Walmart has wallets on sale for 2.99 each~~I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at K-Mart and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Home Depot.
I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also November 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th & 30th, three times last Monday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
ReplyDeleteSo you keep going back to get robbed? Is it me or does this sound like something this guy told his wife when she confronted where all the money went to,
wtf. Little nipply out to pull this move right now.
ReplyDeleteIt may need to happen another dozen times before you learn.
Sorry Budd butu you get the Dee, Dee, Deeee Award of the day.
ReplyDeleteWay funny, Joe! I'm on my way to Home Depot right now with a couple old wallets from the bottom drawer. I just KNEW they would come in handy one day!
ReplyDeleteR. Budd Dywer, you are an IDIOT. This is a joke that i have received many times through cell phone, and hey joe, dont you wish you could have wrote the whole joke?? haha
ReplyDeleteMethinks R. budd's .357 magnum no longer shoots its loads...
ReplyDeletedoesn't this scam hit you every year, right after the holidays?
ReplyDeletelol
joe - can i wash your car? and get a ride to mcds? hehehe
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