To All My Democrat Friends:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of ot her cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
To My Republican Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
COME ON NOW.............THAT WAS HILARIOUS...AND YOU KNOW IT.
DelMarVa's Premier Source for News, Opinion, Analysis, and Human Interest Contact Publisher Joe Albero at alberobutzo@wmconnect.com or 410-430-5349
Yes, I guess the truth is funny!
ReplyDeleteMost lawyers are democrates , if you get my drift.
I liked the Robin Williams piece better
ReplyDeleteHappy Festivus!
ReplyDeleteDelete the festivus; wrong category!
ReplyDeleteVery Good!
ReplyDeleteThose on the left would like to beleive that the Democrats stand up for the individual. The exact opposite is true of course, the individual gets crushed under the special interests, and the politically correct police.
ReplyDeleteWake up America!
Marry Christmas right back to ya "From MeTo All Of You" May you enjoy all that GOD has made available. And A Happy New Year Too !
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