- Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.
- The next time you feel like complaining, remember: Your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30% of hungry people in this world.
- Ever notice that the people who spend money on beer, cigarettes and lottery tickets are always complaining that they are broke and not feeling well?
- No one listens until you make a mistake.
- Beware of the toes you step on today. Those toes could be attached to the ass you may have to kiss tomorrow.
- Despite the cost of living, it remains very popular.
Sometimes we are the bug, sometimes we are the windshield.
ReplyDeleteSometimes other peoples stupidity is staggering.
ReplyDeleteIf you believe that no one ever thinks of you? Try missing a car payment.
ReplyDeleteIf swimming is such good exercise to make you slim and trim, What's the deal with whales?