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Thursday, October 23, 2008

Why I Plan to Vote Democrat


Why I am voting Democrat!

I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending MY MONEY than I would. I think when you spread the wealth around it is good for everybody! It’s Patriotic!

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. All profits are evil and should be confiscated for Government Redistribution.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that MORE Government regulations and higher taxes on Business will stop Business from exporting their jobs to Countries with LESS Government regulations and lower taxes.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe terrorists should be allowed to have trials in American courts. And be able to subpoena top secret documents, soldiers, government officials, etc. to cross examine for their defense. They should have ACLU lawyers who can help intimidate Americans who serve on the juries!

I'm voting Democrat because I believe Gay Marriage should be the law of the land and will probably produce better children.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe English should not be the official language of the United States. I don’t mind pushing one for English when I use the phone.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe partial birth abortion is okay but water boarding a terrorist is disgusting.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe having a domestic terrorist like Bill Ayers as a close friend is a good thing. It allows for great relations with foreign terrorists.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe in a FREE government health care system. I believe doctors, nurses, hospitals, drug companies, etc. will gladly donate their time, products, services, facilities, etc. for FREE and that will be a better system.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe in and support trial lawyers, frivolous lawsuits and outrageous jury verdicts.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe 9/11 was an inside job to con the American people to go to war for oil.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe social security is solvent and that there is a social security lock box and I don’t believe social security is a Ponzi scheme.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe MOST AMERICANS are bitter and cling to their guns and religion. Let’s rid our country of guns and religion!

I'm voting Democrat because I believe illegal aliens deserve all the rights of ordinary Americans plus some additional rights Americans do not have.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe corporations should pay higher taxes! I believe higher taxes on business will make the price of their products and services LESS EXPENSIVE.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe groups like ACORN who register felons, drug addicts, wino’s, homeless drifters, illegal aliens, dead people, children, fictional Disney characters, etc. makes my vote count more.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe celebrating the winter solstice shows compassion for the small minority of people that do not celebrate Christmas.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe hard core criminal murders and rapists deserve life and that the innocent unborn deserve death. It’s a choice I can live with.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe Bush caused Hurricane Katrina and he blew-up the levies in the ninth ward of New Orleans.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that any one who is not partaking in one of the many wonderful government programs obviously has too much money and should pay higher taxes.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq the terrorists will be happy and now think of us as good people.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe our soldiers are AIR RAIDING villages and killing innocent people.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe sex in the Oval Office with an intern is a private matter and that everybody lies under oath about sex.

I'm votin Demokrat becuse I wus edumkated at a publick sckrool. I lik da Natsionel Edukatshun Assoseeashun!

I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as it does not offend people. Can’t we all just get along?

I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits are wrong. I believe higher taxes on oil companies will produce lower prices at the pump.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe we need to rid ourselves of dependency on foreign oil, BUT I AM AGAINST offshore drilling for oil and natural gas, drilling in Anwar, building nuclear power plants and clean coal technology.

And finally, I'm voting Democrat because I believe Reverend Wright when he said “GODDAMN AMERICA” and “OUR CHICKENS ARE COMING HOME TO ROOST”. Hey let’s make a comfortable nest for those chickens!

Why are you voting Democrat?

16 comments:

  1. That pretty much sums it up.
    Notice how when you put it that way it's hard for the Dems to claim you are racists?
    It's not because he's black. It's all about the policies!

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  2. And which policies of John Mccain will help us again, cause we know the health care plan will cause millions more people to be with out insurance, and that the rebate he is proposing will be taxed so not only will my income be taxed but now my health benefits....I'm tired of seeing these claims made and nothing to support them. I just find it hard to believe that so many people say oh its not because he's black that's not the reason we don't like him, but its his policies...that to me is BS and I have done my research, and most of his policies make absolute sense, while John Mccain and Sarah Palin can't even agree on what they support or don't support...I can't wait for this election to be over either way it goes, because every one's showing there true colors, and this isn't to call the writer of this article racist at all, but I think that the majority of people don't have anything else to pin on Obama so they talk about Bill Ayers who was doing these things when Obama was 8 years old...I mean come on people he even rebutted it on national TV and still the media tries to pin it on him....Now Joe Biden made a comment about there being a international test of Obama to test him. What many don't understand is that John Mccain would be tested just the same, and especially because of his age. I just find these claims stupid! Just my opinion whether this is posted or not but how about we start talking about the policies that they each present or maybe that would cost the GOP the presidency?

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  3. anon 7:54 Where is the money going to come from for Obama's policies? I got a feeling from my wallet. Also Bill Ayres connection is real as well as ACORN and his ties with his Muslim radical brother in Kenya. This is all OK I guess in the liberal world.

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  4. I'm tired of seeing these claims made and nothing to support them.

    Personally I can't get past the fact he / they support killing a screaming child who is halfway out of the birth canal by sticking a pair of scissors into his/her neck or brain.

    I'm voting Democrat because I believe partial birth abortion is okay but water boarding a terrorist is disgusting.

    Are you trying to say there is nothing to support Barack Obama's stance on abortion? Have you bothered to check his voting record for his 143 days present in the US Senate? He certainly voted for and has supported abortion "rights" in Illinois.

    I'm voting Democrat because I believe hard core criminal murders and rapists deserve life and that the innocent unborn deserve death. It’s a choice I can live with.

    Again this is on the record, just as every other claim made in this post.

    WHY ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE IN DENIAL OF THE TRUTH?

    I simply can't get past the killing children AKA LIVE HEALTHY BABIES with a pair of scissors or a knife to the head / skull, while they are screaming in their mothers birth canal, to even talk about the "politics" involved.

    The good thing about this election is, it has brought about more interest, discussion and debate than a Presidential election has seen in decades.

    Barry Hussein is not running against 'W' or George W. Bush, he is running against John McCain.

    The current, sitting US Congress which is controlled by the Democrats has the lowest popularity or satisfaction rating of any Congress in recent history.

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  5. Voting Democrat because it is the only sane option.

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  6. Once again, this is why you don't get invited to any Democratic events, Joe.

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  7. Once again, this is why you don't get invited to any Democratic events, Joe.

    Yeah Joe, you allow both sides to present their message and allow the truth to be told about the Democrat agenda...

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  8. Anon 7:54,
    Bush is not the reason for the economy which the liberal media and Obama keep pressing.
    Bush's deregulation is not the reason the housing market to a turn for the worst, which Obama and the media want you to believe.
    Get your facts straight.
    Obama did recieve a lot of money from the company that we just bailed out.
    Obama does have ties with Ayers, can you imagine if that shoe was on the other foot.
    The media if anything should be pushing for these issues because they are facts, not sweep them to the side because it tarnishes your hollywood canidate. Get your head out of your a**. Why do you think blogs were designed? The media has an agenda.

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  9. I'm voting democrate for a number of reasons, but this morning's was the "Creme da la creme". A very serious conversation this morning turned up a typical Republican belief. I was told this morning that we needed to bail out Wall Street because "the government" de-regulated the industry to where they "could" be greedy and we let them screw things up and loose it all! Mind you this is the same Republican that say "Government" needs to stay out of "private" business. Talking out of both sides of his mouth. I plan to vote out EVERY incumbent. They need to know they are supposed to be OUR voice, not "they know what's best for us"!

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  10. Maybe I am again missing something here. I have been voting for many years so maybe you enlightened democrats can provide me with just one example whether it be locally, state or national when any elected democrat has ever voted to cut taxes on the working class, just one!

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  11. Not all Democrats believe all your bullet points. Many, if not most of them are twisted.

    I don't like the way the government spends my money. Certainly, businesses should make profits, but crooked, greedy CEO's should not be giving themselves muti-million (or -billion) dollar bonuses and posting losses for the company, nor should they reward inept CEO's with golden parachutes. I hate the ACLU. And what happened to "innocent until proven guilty?"

    I do not believe that gay marriage should be the "law of the land," but considering that many, many gay couples stay together far longer than heterosexual couples, they should at least be able to form civil unions. Look how greedily we suck up entertainment news about celebrity multiple marriages and divorces, and we admire these people! Gay couples deserve at least civil unions. No one---gay or not--- is going to invite you into their bedrooms or to even to think about what they're doing in there, so why don't you mind your own business? Absolutely, English SHOULD be the official language of the US. I don't understand why that's even up for debate. And I don't think illegal aliens deserve a darned thing except to be sent back to where they came from.

    Partial birth abortion is an abomination. Torture is a great way to get people to confess to things they didn't do just to get the torture to stop.

    Bill Ayres WAS a domestic terrorist. Anything he did, he did 40 years ago when Obama was a child. People do repent. People do see the error of their ways. We all do stupid things when we're young, although that was beyond stupid, I'll grant you. But he didn't bomb his way into becoming a professor at the University of Chicago. He now condemns all forms of terrorism---"individual, group and official."

    No one's proposing free health care to all, just help for people who can't afford it. McCain wants to tax company-provided health care benefits. In other words, add an additional tax burden to those of us who work our butts off for a living. I despise the greedy lawyers who file frivolous lawsuits and question the sanity of juries who award outrageous damages.

    If 9/11 were an inside job, we would have gone straight into Iraq without stopping off in Afghanistan to fight the people behind the attack. I supported the war in Afghanistan to destroy the Taliban. Of course, that didn't work, because we were ***this close***to getting bin Laden when we contracted the job out to warlords we'd been fighting against ony a month before so we could finish the job Bush Sr. didn't have the b*lls to finish the first time.

    Hell, no, Social Security isn't solvent. I'll end up working until I drop dead on the job no matter who gets elected, and all the money I've paid in to the system will likely be gone. I have a gun, and my right to do so is guaranteed by the Constitution. And may I remind you that freedom of religion is in there, too. This country was founded and the Constitution written by Deists, not Christians. And I'm neither asking nor demanding that anyone celebrate Yule or Solstice rather than Christmas. You do your thing; I'll do mine, and peace, love and light be upon you.

    We should drill for oil domestically and pursue alternative energy, including nuclear (or should I say, nukuler). Hard-core criminals, especially murderers and child molesters, deserve death. Abortion is wrong, but honestly, I'll be interested in men's opinions on abortion when men can become pregnant. No, Bush didn't cause Katrina, but he certainly mishandled its aftermath. Pulling out of Iraq will not make the terrorists think of us as good people. And, no, they're not going to follow us home. They're already here while we are virtually unprotected domestically.

    Are you trying to tell me we HAVEN'T killed innocent people in Iraq? Or is "collateral damage" something other than that?

    Clinton should not have lied under oath. But he never should have been questioned under oath about something that should have been between him and his wife only. If Hilary was able to forgive him, it doesn't matter what anyone else thinks. That was intensely personal business.

    I despise "political correctness." I think it's perfectly okay to say black instead of African-American, handicapped instead of disabled or differently-abled...you get the picture. But I also believe in being civil, and not calling people Dumbocraps or Rethuglicans. People should have the ability to listen with an open mind and not resort to name-calling. All that does is question whether you're mature enough to vote.

    And Reverend Wright is not running for president!!!!

    How do you like my ability to write coherently with a public school education? Nah, just yankin' your chain on that one. Public education surely is not what it used to be. There, I agree with you 100%. As GWB said, "Is our children learning?" Uh, no.

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  12. I'm voting Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

    I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to divorce my wife and marry my horse.

    I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

    I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

    I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

    I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

    I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Pirus.

    I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

    I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the politicians see fit. (Just ask Joe the plumber!).

    I'm voting Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

    'A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.'

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  13. The comment about pushing 1 on the phone for English makes me think. If they would just bring back the rotary phone, then that would be ONE problem solved!

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  14. Most people voting Democrat are simply partisan sheep who cannot think for themselves and who, like sheep, are looking for a free meal

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  15. I'm not voting for either of the two party candidates. Niether of them represent me or my beliefs. I will vote for Alan Keys every time he's on the ballot. If he's not there, I'll write in Joe's name.

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  16. Amen Amen. I see a new horizon wake up Americans the cannon has sounded. They trying to take us down without firing a shot. Obama would be far better suited for france I'll pay for his ticket. McCain did what GOOD Americans do he paid his dues in a war the you better beilve he did not want to be a part. He paid with his blood and his freedom. Where was the Ohbama family when all this transpired I can assure you they were not waiving American flags welocmimg Mc Cain home. That is the difference. We live in the greatest country on earth. The of the brave and the free. Our fore fathers faught so that we can have these freedoms. I say any goverment building should have a Flag displayed and any American who wants to start thier day with a prayer and a pledge to old glory has the right to do so without a Liberal Coward complaining to ACLU. Plug you ears move away no really move to another counrty if you are not happy being AMERICAN. This is what it boild down to my father and his father fought for our freedoms that I do cherrish so much. Live free or die. That is what New Hampshires state moto is yet Ohbama leads in that state Hmmm. This has all been a well orchrastrated movement by the left. If we lose our foothold on true patriotism then we are all lost. It is this simple McCain Loves his Country Obammy deplores it. If you are on here writing then your life can only be so tough. What Mommy wants a new BMW or some more free money for school. I work 6o hours a week. I am part of the working class I all ways will be, but I am an American thru and thru. Americans died for me and I will not let thier scarfice for freedom be in vane

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