A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten knob. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten knob?' She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.' She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?' She pointed and said, 'Of course, it's right there.' If you're not sure what a 710 is
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lmao...their all blond!!!!
ReplyDeleteIf you removed the word blonde, I think you were talking about my wife (DUCK).
ReplyDeleteThis brings back fond memories of when I was in the restaurant business in OC, and when we got a new dingbat waitress (I am not sexist-we sent a stupid waiter/busboy or two as well) to 7-11 for "a bucket of steam" so that we could continue to cook shrimp. The 7-11 guys got a kick out of it too because the victim would usually bring the bucket INTO THE CHECK OUT LINE when she couldn't find the "steam" aisle. OMG....the memories.
ReplyDeleteOMFG!!!!!! 710 knob......
ReplyDeleteSure glad I can change my own 710 if needed.....hahahahah
That is just too funny!
ReplyDeleteI literally laughed out loud on this one. Too funny!
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