Ladies & Gentlemen:
It is with great honor that I announce my Candidacy as an Independent for the Office of President of the United States.
We have been quietly working on gearing up for the Presidential Race in what turned out to be an Internet Phenomenon. Salisbury News has grown so much, we started becoming Nationally recognized and I was recently approached by the Independent Party to run for Office of the President of the United States.
I hope you'll enjoy the Video attached and enjoy the first message of this announcement.
Oh, God Bless America and all that crap and yes, I am Joe Albero and I approve this message. See Ya In Washington!
GO HERE to see the Video Press Release.
you have my vote.
ReplyDeleteThat is hilarious. Joe you got my vote (but sorry..no tattoo :)
ReplyDeleteJennifer for President YES, you, I will have to think about that!!! Spice
ReplyDeletehey joe, where can i get one of those
ReplyDeletet-shirts??
This has to be the best post I've seen here yet.
ReplyDeleteI just noticed, is that carrie right behind you in this pic?
ReplyDeleteI thought it was one of Jerry's Kids but you're right, it's Carrie.
ReplyDeleteHey Joe,
ReplyDeleteSince you are now running for President, could you please post a countdown to Bush out of office?
Thanks
You go Joe!!!! You have 2 votes here. Bob wants to know where to get a t-shirt - XL. He would be PROUD to wear it. Maybe even in hot pink?!
ReplyDeleteOK Joe now you have some appointments to think about. Maybe I can help.
ReplyDelete1) Secretary of Stae - Granddad - he can't wait to start something some where.
2) Head of DEA - Cruggly
3) Ambassador to Somalia - Barrie of course
4) Head of your Seceret Service Detail - Cheify
Anyone else have something to add?
1. Minister of Finance: Pam Oland
ReplyDelete2. Prime Minister of Candy: Shanie
3. Secretary of Duh: Comegys
4. Head of Transparency: Louise
ill take the job..
ReplyDeleteMARINA MANAGER HARDHEAD
ReplyDeleteinteresting....
ReplyDeleteI got no problem with your run for President, but for the love of God man, do something better with those T-shirts. They've got the imagination of a 95 year old vegetable.
ReplyDeleteWhat has Somalia ever done to you to warrant having Barrie as Ambassador. How about to Iraq or Afghanistan? Love to see her in a burkha!
ReplyDeleteAs for voting for Joe, I would be happy to do so if his campaign promises included getting rid of Barrie, Gary, Louise, Shanie, John Pick, Chief Webster, See and Gordy, Lore Chambers, and Pam Oland. Oh yeah, make Jim Rapp disappear also. Anyone want to add to the list?
OUT WITH BARRIEBIOTCH!!!! VOTE JOE, DAMNIT. JOE!!!
ReplyDeleteI love the idea of Joe for Prez. You got my vote, Big Guy.
ReplyDeleteIf you did run, I'de vote for you.
ReplyDelete"SP"
Joe, you would make a great Mayor of Salisbury.
ReplyDeleteWhat a kick that would be!!
with a face like that she needs a burkha
ReplyDeleteshe really should be detained at gitmo as a potencial terroist, could anyone else have f'ed up this city any worse?
The Mrs. would make a nice lookin first lady but if she's gonna turn you loose in public, she's gotta take the lead and dress you.
ReplyDeletethe job would have to come with mental and dental of course.
ReplyDeletePaul Wilber for Chief of Staff
ReplyDeleteAre you serious?Could knock me over with a feather....and if I have a vote-I nominate Grandad for VP
ReplyDeleteThanks Tot! But if I had my choice - I'd take the Sec. of State slot. Like anon 4:04 said I'm tryin' to stir the pot. (no pun intended Crug!)
ReplyDeleteHEY JOE!!!! YA'S BE SURPRISED THAT IF YA RAN FER MAYOR, AND GOT RIDDA DAT JUNIOR EVA BRAUN AN' HER NAZI COHORTS HOW MANY OF US WOULD VOTE YA IN!!!!! RUN, JOE, RUN, DAMNIT!!! THEN WE'LL GET SOME HONEST ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS 'ROUND HERE. TOSS BARRIE INNA DRINK- OOPS SHE'D LIKE DAT, WOULDN'T SHE? DRINK? WRONG WORD TO USE 'ROUND HER.
ReplyDeleteIf you want to keep Posting comments here, do so without all capitol letters. Other wise I'm not goiung to allow them through any more. WE GET YOUR POINT!
ReplyDeletesorry about the use of caps, joe - no problem. the point of it all is, you can yell loud and lond about the abuse & neglect that salisbury has suffered under the present mayor's watch, and the more people i talk to about it, the reactions still amaze me - like they just don't know what's going on, or they don't care. thanks for keeping all who are concerned up to date on the local crap that goes on.
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