Lawyers - Criminals . . . I forget the difference
Beer - now cheaper than gasoline. So DON'T DRIVE . . . DRINK
Like a roll of toilet paper - life goes faster near the end
If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you can read this in English, thank a soldier
Support Cannibalism - Eat Me
Why litter? Just shove it up your ass
I'm going Nuckin Futs
Tired of the BushIt
Can't feed 'em? Don't breed 'em!
My kid want to be president. I told him to aim higher
my favorite bumper sticker is "Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun"
ReplyDeleteMy car is smarter then your honor student.
ReplyDeleteSand Box John
My favorite bumper sticker is "REPUBLICAN- BECAUSE NOT EVERYONE CAN BE ON WELFARE."
ReplyDeleteMY FAVORITE IS " MY CHILD BEAT UP YOUR STUDENT OF THE MONTH"
ReplyDeleteMine is "Louise Smith, I want my vote back"
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