PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals
Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them
Honk if you love peace and quiet
God must love stupid people . . . He made so many of them
I took an IQ test and the results were negative
Where there's a will, I want to be in it
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live
Hard work has a future payoff. . . laziness pays off now
Out of my mind . . . back in 5 minutes
Damned if you do, damned if you don't . . . so damn it I will
Accountants don't die - they just lose their balance
Sometimes I wake up grumpy . . . other times I let HER sleep
Laugh alone and the work thinks you are an idiot
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