SPAM AAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH We get tons of it and today I will share a few of the message titles. The Tattler has been getting up to 500 attempted spam posts a day which is larger than the 200 to 300 per day that make it past my e-mail spam filters.My advice to anyone who gets these it hit the delete button, DO NOT OPEN THEM and most of all do not buy anything from them.
There is no particular order to these as I randomly cut n paste and please do not think we wrote any of these they are true 100% spam e-mails received overnight:
Will you be able to please her 5 times a night?
I want sex with man 21 - 53
Discounted drugs at discount pharmacy.
The F.B.I.'s plan to "profile" Facebook (over 1,000 spam e-mails with a variation on this title this week alone)
It make shock you, but you will have it up for 36 hours.
Is your love stick as hard as stone?
List of gastroenterologists etc..
Dont look fat and stupid this summer.
Make her long for you every night.
Shield your loved ones financial health from harm
Instead of our old formula, the new one is more concentrated and alot more powerful
What time is okay for you
**JUNK** Pay for leads after closing
**JUNK** Notification of payment by ATM Master Credit Card
Dating sex with ...Ambrose
Personal information for you. darned money.
Jane Lost 25 pounds in 20 Days with Tea
Home Delivery of NY Times
75% Off for All New Software. microsoft, adobe, macromedia!
Nothing is fresher, safer and healthier than food you grow yourself.
Remove Harmful Errors that Slow Down Your PC
10 secrets of better xxxlife!
Respected Canadian Chemist. Millions of customers cannot be wrong.
F.B.I. Watching Hezbollah in Facebook
FBI on the Hunt for Facebook users
What steps should Congress take to get our economy back on track? (Congressman John P. Sarbanes john.sarbanes@congressnewsletter.net)
Hot sex with Viagra pills.
Give her your attention every night.
Get fit for summer beach season.
Won't forget last night
Experince more long and continous pleasure.
Protect your home now with the most trusted name in Home Warranties
**JUNK** ANTI-ED solution know from the ancent times!
Be her owner in bed.
Best way to cure yourself
Fatburner hits big in Hollywood
Viagra and Cialis for everyone!
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It looks like Internet marketers from around the world are concerned about my weight, health, home warranty, the size and durability of my, well you know, that my wife / lover is not satisfied or that I need a new lover or that my PC may be getting slowed down by virii from spam e-mails.
Maybe we need a new home mortgage or leads of people who responded to a spam e-mail offering a home mortgage. Then there must be a gazillion sources of "discounted drugs" whose prices all seem to be 10X higher than our local City Pharmacy.
Then there are the "political messages" from all kinds of wacked out groups, the one from our State Senator somehow got tagged as spam, all the political town hall meetings, on-line of course. Then there are the people either trying to "protect me" from terrorists or who may think I am one doing something 'bad' on facebook and need to be warned about the FBI.
This came in after deleting the ones above and writing a few lines but it reminds me:
Problems with plastic money? We can help
Who does not have problems with plastic money? Heck there is no such thing unless they mean my credit cards, which brings us to the blog spams:
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I won't even get into posting the porn spam names because they are offensive to even look at while deleting them.
The drag is sometimes posts go into our spam catcher and I find about 3 to 5 legitamite posts or responses mixed in with all the garbage.
From the tone of the internet advertising one can borrow money to bet at an on-line casino to pass the time while waiting for your credit card to come in the mail along with the life and wang extending drugs to please the lady who wants a man age 18 to 53 looks not important that reminded me we chatted last night and set it all up.
If you posted a comment to the blog and did not see it or think we edited it, sorry thats not our policy. We have been getting sometimes as many as 200 spam "post responses" an hour and I just hit the delete all button.
If we missed anything, besides that offer to deposit $3 to $30 million in my bank account or winning the e-mail lottery or "Dear Blessed Child of God" whom I trust with my departed husband assistant to former president of __________... Please let me know and post your comments here, hopefully it won't get caught in our spam filter.
Joe
ReplyDeleteIts important to remind people to NEVER respond to any of these emails and NEVER EVER use the remove me from the list link in the email all that tells the spammer is they have found a valid email address and you get put on another 100 email lists
Boss Hogg - Try to get Joe to shave all that fuzz from around his mouth and nose. We want to see if he is as handsome as we think he is. Please...
ReplyDeletethis was a total waste of time. both to write it and read it. Yuck
ReplyDeleteNot a waste of time but could have been shorter. Tighten up the space. Thanks for the reminder. As for Joe shaving, you really don't want to see him without the facial fuzz, trust me! ROFLMAO, Joe!
ReplyDeleteA co-worker of mine received an email saying she had won a contest. She was winning $50,000 and all she had to do was send her account information and they were going to do a direct deposit.
ReplyDeleteShe printed out the email and was proudly displaying its words to everyone within sight. After most thought she was joking and just laughed, one man realized she truly believed this was happening!
After about an hour of convincing, she finally took it to her local bank where they were able to prove to her that it was merely a scam.
What disturbs me most is that there are obviously people out there that fall for these things that we find to be completely ridiculous. It's scary when we think of how naive people truly are!
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ReplyDeleteregarding that.