PARKING ENFORCEMENT OFFICER
Company: CITY OF SALISBURY
Description
Essential Functions: Performs routine foot and vehicle patrol of the downtown business area, issuing parking violation citations to vehicles parked in violation of City parking regulations; performs other duties as assigned. Provides staff support to the purchasing and parking office as needed.
Requirements
Requirements: H.S. diploma or G.E.D. and valid MD driver’s license required. Successful candidate must be able to spend up to seven hours a day on foot in all weather conditions and handle materials up to 40 lbs. and continual walking or standing 80% +/- of the time.
Closing Date: 4:30 p.m., Friday, August 1, 2008
APPLY: Submit City application and resume to:
City of Salisbury, Human Resources Dept.,
125 N. Division St., Salisbury, MD 21801 Phone: 410-548-1065 Fax: 410-548-3748
Website: www.ci.salisbury.md.us
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Additional requirements:
ReplyDeleteMust never give a ticket to an FOB. Must never give a ticket to Bubba, Louweasel, or Goodtimes Shanie.
Shouldn't that read "parking NONenforcement officer"?
ReplyDeleteMust look the other way when Comegys parks in a handicapped spot, and must not testify against him when he lies about it.
ReplyDeleteDon't make any mistakes that would require the fat asses to have to walk more than 20 paces to get to the GOB.
ReplyDeleteIs that for real? Hiliarous! Additional requirements: Must be somewhat lazy and not 'too agressive' when it comes to ticketing. LOL!!
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ReplyDeleteMichael Day or either Cathcart would meet all those requirements!
It's a perfect job for Mikey Dunn, too, except with that bundle from "Sassafras Meadows" he's in fat city ("Tony Tank", isn't it?).
ReplyDeleteAre they kidding. Most of the time I've seen the X-peo riding in his car. Why would he walk.
ReplyDeleteCan the guy that got fired sue for wrongful termination? Or are the lawyers affraid of the FOB's?
ReplyDeleteIs there anyone down town to give a ticket to other than government workers or lawyers ?
ReplyDeleteI would think this guy could sue not only for unlawful termination, he could sue for discrimination as well especially if he used Pam Oland and all of her major screw ups as the basis. I would also think this guy would be smart enough to get a lawyer from way out of town. These local lawyers don't fight very well. I hope he sues the city until the cows come home. I'd rather see the city go broke for something right instead of going broke giving it away to Barries buddies.
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