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Monday, November 27, 2006

Salisbury Is The Best City In America To Kill Someone


Let's take a good look at the statistics. The City of Salisbury has had 6 murders in 2006 so far. Of the 6 murders, only ONE has been solved!

However, Wicomico County had only ONE murder in the entire County and it was solved in one hour, not weeks or months.

Yeah, someone is on vacation and the criminals are laughing all the way to the Bank.
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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousNovember 27, 2006 at 2:10 PM

    watch it.
    Be careful talking about the big metropolis of Crissyfield. It's now safely in the hands of General Leatherbury and the hoodlums in Hoodville (AKA the projects) will soon be leaving for safer places to practice their fine are of thievery! The BURY!

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  2. Gunpowder ChroniclerNovember 27, 2006 at 8:00 PM

    Holy crap.

    That is a lower clearance rate than Baltimore, the City that Bleeds.

    I guess that since O'Malley's Irish Disneyland has close to 300 murders per year, the clearance rate goes up because with that many bodies, it isn't hard to find the shooters.

    Of course, it is hard to solve murders when your ass is permanently attached to a stool at the Seacrets Meat Market trying to pick up college chicks.

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