Kentucky Police Department Issues Arrest Warrant For Frozen's Queen Elsa
We hope the Disney kingdom of Arendelle has a “no exceptions” policy when it comes to extradition, because Queen Elsa is wanted in the state of Kentucky.
It may sound like a joke, but it isn’t. The Harlan City Police Department, of Kentucky, has issued an official warrant for the Frozen princess’ arrest. The crime? Plunging the otherwise mild midwestern city into an arctic wasteland.
Put her in jail with Santee Claus.
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