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Thursday, December 04, 2008

Wicomico County Humane Society was wrong

As many of you may know, some time ago our daughter had a bad experience with the Wicomico County Humane Society as it related to the way it carried out its contractural obligations to enforce Wicomico County animal control law. Her dog escaped several times and after being picked by the Humane Society three times they refused to return the dog to her unless she found another place that she could keep it. My problem was that in my interpretation of the Wicomico County Code I couldn't find anything authorizing the Wicomico County Humane Society to deny anyone their property (dog, cat, whatever) short of the dog being deemed dangerous and deadly pursuant to the provisions in the Annotated Code of Maryland - and that simply didn't apply in this case due to the fact that it had never bitten anyone.

When I posted it originally several people spoke up about incidents in which the same types of things had happened to them. We also heard from people who stated this like....."your not a responsible pet owner - you shouldn't own a dog" and all kinds of comments that which really had nothing to do with the issue at hand. The real issue was that an organization acting on behalf of the Govt. was taking property belonging to citizens and keeping it WITHOUT THE AUTHORITY TO DO SO AND WITHOUT DUE PROCESS!

I asked for a meeting with my Councilman and the County Executive to address my concerns. The meeting did in fact take place. Present were the County Executive, two members of the County Council, and the County Atty. I expressed my concern and asked the County Atty for a legal opinion relating to the legality of the Wicomico County Humane Society's common practice of taking possession of pets and releasing them only after their demands were met. I was told that they would look into the matter and get back with me on the issue.

After a substantial period of time without a response I attempted many times to contact the County Atty without receiving either a call back or a response to the question at hand.

BUT.....FINALLY after about six months of calling and calling....of leaving message after message....of speaking with Rick Pollitt and having him tell me numerous times that he would have Ed Baker call me without result..........I got an answer. Today, December 4, in the year of Our Lord, 2008 I got a response. (Just kidding - I know they're busy)

Today I was contact by an Assistant County Atty who advised me that their official position is that the Wicomico County Humane Society acted outside of their authority. That the Wicomico County Humane Society could make suggestions as to what measures may be taken to help keep a dog confined but they must release the dog to its owner without condition. They can issue a citation but they CANNOT keep a dog from it's rightful owner.

This is important. We can't stand idly by and permit our rights to be trampled by anyone. This is a private organization responsible for a form of law enforcement. There are issues that still remain. With whom do you file a complaint should this happen again? Who are their bosses? Some "board of directors" the members of which are unknown to anyone? They do not operate under the authority of any elected official and are not employed by the County. Therefore they are so insulated that they are almost untouchable unless some takes the time to meet with the person who controls the purse strings......the County Executive. If I hadn't taken the time to meet with him the dog would likely have been euthanized.

Also important - The Assistant County Atty did in fact contact Linda Lugo and advised her that she has no authority to keep animals from their rightful owner. Lugo stated that she understood and that she was doing what she thought was in the best interest of the dog. SO WHAT?!? You can't make up laws you THINK should exist! I can't imagine the lawsuits that could come from this now that it is clear that the Humane Society was acting outside of it's authority. Now that the law is clear, I have this to say:

Linda Lugo you and your employees play a vital role as a Humane Society when you take stray animals and find them homes. However, when you take the responsibility of enforcing law, you are taking a position of public trust. That being the case, you are expected to work within the parameters of the law doing so with pride and integrity. You cannot make up the rules as you go along. The ends can never justify the means. Learn what the laws are and work within them. Until you do, you will never build the level of public trust you will need to do the best job you can for the people who pay your salary....and that should be your goal.

Here We Go Again!!!!!!

"Joe,

Thanks for listing the free lab/rott puppies.... we had a really good response and they are all taken.

Thanks again!"


The article we put up earlier today clearly had a fantastic response. Thanks to many of you, AGAIN, these Puppies have all received new homes. That's Influential Michael.

10 Children Arrested Yesterday In Wicomico County

Ten Children were arrested yesterday for their participation in a fire in a Salisbury CHOICES Alternative School. The children had their hands in a fire that caused some $20,000.00 in a Temporary Classroom. Most do not realize that this School is loaded with Children who have had issues with other Schools and were transferred there instead.

Who Do You Use for Propane?

Last May, my propane company decided to come to my house and fill up my propane tank. I had an automatic refill agreement with Aero and only use gas for a fireplace. You can understand then why I was a little miffed when, after allowing my tank to run dry in mid February, they came at the beginning of summer to give me propane for gas logs. And we all know how high the price was then.

Needless to say, Aero is no longer my gas provider. I have done some inquiring to other companies trying to find out what is the best price and options for me. A couple companies will run me a line to my grill at no charge, other companies will only do this if you are "a friend of a good ole boy". Anyone will run this line for a steep price. If it was easy for me to handle the portable tanks, I would keep it as is, but this really takes a toll on me.

What I would like to have for now is a line run to my deck with 2 outlets for my grill and fryer. I need an above ground tank installed and filled with propane at an affordable price. I don't want automatic delivery, instead I'll call when I'm in need. I thought the increase in the amount of gas I used in cooking would offset any charge for the installation, but I guess I was wrong.

I would appreciate all your feedback. I'm not interested in what your buddy at company A does for you. That will only work for you. I also would like to hear what companies to stay away from (like AERO). As most of you know, I am a disabled vet on a very fixed income. Just like everyone going through hardships, I need to watch every penny. Thanks in advance for your advice. I'll let everyone know who I chose when when I'm up and running again.

Update On Willards Fire

Fire Chief Dale White just made contact with me and wanted the following information out to the Public so things are accurate.

The 5 year old Child has been transported to Shock Trauma in Baltimore and the Mother has gone to Baltimore with that Child to be with the Child. She did not go there to be treated. The Father is in ICU at PRMC.

Funds have been set up to help this Family in desperate need right now through:
Choptank Electric
The Farmers Bank of Willards
Any Calvin B. Taylor Bank
C/O Zentmyer-Willis

There will be an "After The Fire Program" tonight in the immediate area checking Fire Detectors, installing them & replacing batteries where necessary.

Stress Councilors arrived at the Willards Fire Department to work with Staff there.

Again, our thoughts and prayers are with the Family and the Fire Department.

A Plea From Bryan Records SFD

This is indeed a tragic event. Let this be a reminder to everyone to have a working smoke detector. I stress the word working. That means a battery inside or hardwired.

Local fire departments give away hundreds of free detectors each year. There is no excuse for anyone not to have one. When you get home tonight, please check to make sure your smoke detector works and that you have one. You can obtain the phone number for your local fire station from the phone book. If it is not listed contact 410-548-4920 and the dispatch center will provide their number to you.



In light of the tragedy in Willards this morning, I felt this comment worthy of a post, I hope Bryan doesn't mind.

Another SU Robbery

Dear Campus Community,

At approximately 4 a.m. today two Salisbury University students near
Severn Hall were approached by three suspects displaying a weapon and
demanding money. Because these students made detailed observations of
their assailants and promptly reported the incident to University Police
on the campus emergency telephone system, University officers were able
to react immediately. A speedy apprehension was made by the Fruitland
Police assisted by the Wicomico County Sheriff’s Office.

Safety is Salisbury University’s paramount concern. University
Police has been working collaboratively with area police agencies to
increase the safety of our students and the local community. We ask
that you exercise caution when moving on and near campus both in daytime
and in evening hours. University Police offers an escort service at
night for students who feel particularly uncomfortable walking alone.
Students may access the Escort Service by calling ext. 3-6222.

We want to praise the students, University Police and their colleagues
in area agencies for their excellent work on this incident.

Dr. Ellen J. Neufeldt
Vice President of Student Affairs
Salisbury University
1101 Camden Avenue
Salisbury, MD 21801
410-543-6080

Vice President Of WBOC, Craig Jahelka Wants To Clear The Air Waves

Good Morning Joe,

I’m in California this morning on business and haven’t been checking your blog as frequently as I do when I’m at home. Therefore I just now noticed the posting from someone who erroneously claims WBOC is misleading people with our informational campaign regarding satellite. I’d like the opportunity to set the record straight for your loyal readers. Neither DirecTV nor Dish Network will uplink the local Salisbury stations. That means folks can’t get WMDT, WBOC or FOX 21 on satellite. So satellite customers will also need a rooftop antenna to pick us up and to get the local information we provide each day. There’s a lot of confusion regarding this issue, and that’s why we’re taking the time to educate folks with an on-air campaign. Your previous writer erroneously claims the satellite companies will carry local programming. That’s just not true. It is illegal (against federal law) for satellite companies which do not offer local stations to import an out-of-market station to people who can receive our free over-the-air signals unless the local station grants a waiver. A ‘waiver’ is a request for us to waive our rights to distribute CBS network programming in our area. If it is determined via a signal strength test that a home on Delmarva cannot receive our free over the air signal, we grant a waiver to that home, and the satellite company then provides that home a feed of the CBS station from New York City. The previous post erroneously accuses us of misleading people and asks us to tell the truth. Our informational campaign is factual. I hear every week from people who’ve chosen to purchase satellite service and only then discover they can’t get local channels and can’t understand why they don’t see ABC or CBS programming. This is a result of national advertising campaigns that claim local channels are available. While they are in most areas, they’re not available on satellite here on Delmarva. Your Salisbury TV stations have invested millions of dollars to provide a high definition broadcast signal to our family, friends and neighbors here on Delmarva. We will continue to invest in technology, people and products to serve the public trust. And we will continue to urge the satellite companies to carry our signal. Until the satellite companies step up to the plate, consumers who choose to write monthly checks to them can still watch us, absolutely FREE, and in high definition, with a rooftop antenna.

Warm Regards to you and your family.

And Merry Christmas Joe.

Craig Jahelka

VP/General Manager

WBOC-TV/FOX 21


Thanks for clearing the air Craig. Enjoy the West Coast and a Merry Christmas to you and your Family as well. Joe

Chief Webster Passed Up His Opportunity

As Joe stands outside of Sams Club ringing the bell for the Salvation Army this morning, Chief Webster drove by checking him out. When Joe saw the Chief he tried to flag him down to ask him to join him. Our Chief of Police would have nothing to do with the bell ringing or Joe. He just drove right by him. Now some might say he didn't see him, that would be untrue. Chief Webster looked right at Joe as he was flagging him down and chose to ignore him. What if Joe had been in need of help? What a shame Chief Webster won't put things behind him in the spirit of Christmas and be willing to work to help others. Chiefy, your true colors are showing.

Update on Willards Fire

The family that was in the fire early this morning is family members of my best friend, Sally, that is battling for her life with brain cancer. This morning's news was a shock to the whole family. Lacy and David were very hard-working to make ends meet for their 2 small children.

I have just been informed that their 5 year old son, Devon, has just been transported to Johns Hopkins University by helicopter. The father, David Zentmyer, remains in intensive care at PRMC. The mother, Lacy Willis, was also transported to Johns Hopkins, but it's unclear if she was a patient or transported to be there for her son. As stated in a prior posting, their youngest son, Andrew, perished in the fire.

It's a little too soon to find out yet, but as soon as I can, I will find out what the family may need, whether it be clothing, food, shelter, etc. I will post any information as soon as possible. I know our small community will coming together and help during this tragic event. I'm sure Lacy and David will need help getting through Christmas for their surviving son.

Initial conversations with the family states that the family could not afford heat in the trailer and were using kerosene heaters. The fire started in a child's bedroom. It is unclear how the fire started.

I'm already receiving emails and phone calls with readers ready to help. Here's one I'd like to share:
I just read your posting on Joe's blog, regarding the family in Willards. If you have any way of finding out what size clothing the little boy wears, I may be able to help out. My nephew is 5.5 and has just grown out of alot of his clothes. Most of it hardly worn because I only have him every other weekend. I was going to donate it to a clothes closet, but I would rather help this family directly if I can. There are no words to express my thoughts for this family in their time of need. I may also be able to provide toys as well. I make my nephew and my daughter get rid of several toys before Christmas.

Salisbury Police Department Press Releases

On December 1, 2008 at approximately 8:39 pm, Officers of the Salisbury Police Department received a call to respond to the Peninsula Regional Medical Center to meet with the victim of an armed robbery. Upon arrival the officers met with the victim who had been robbed of U.S. Currency at gunpoint. The victim advised that he had just removed U.S. Currency from an ATM located at Rt. 50 and Phillip Morris Drive and was approached by two (2) suspects who were in possession of long guns. The suspects struck the victim in the head with one of the weapons and took the currency that he had just received from the ATM. The suspects then fled from the area on foot. The victim received treatment for the injury and was released from PRMC. The suspects were described as:

Suspect # 1: black male, wearing dark clothing and a ski type mask
Suspect # 2: black male, wearing dark clothing and a ski type mask

Anyone with information regarding this incident is asked to contact the Salisbury Police Department at 410-548-3165. CC # 200800043982

On December 1, 2008 at approximately 5:17 pm, Officers of the Salisbury Police Department received a call to respond to the Walmart Department Store for the report of two (2) shoplifters in custody. Upon arrival, the officers were advised that store security had observed the below listed suspects attempt to take merchandise and food items from the store without making any attempts at payment. The items were recovered and returned to the store.

ARRESTED #1: Tawanna Nicole Walker, 36 years of age Salisbury, Maryland
ARRESTED #2: Shemika Nicole Myers, 34 years of age Salisbury, Maryland

CHARGES (Both): Theft (under $ 500)

DISPOSITION: Both released to Central Booking CC # 200800043958

On December 2, 2008 at approximately 12:34 am, Officers of the Salisbury Police Department received a call to respond to a residence on the seven hundred block of E. Church Street for the report of a domestic assault. Upon arrival, the officers met with a female victim who advised that during an argument the below listed suspect had struck her and injured her. The victim did not require medical attention.

ARRESTED: Riley (nmn) Goodwine, 30 years of age Salisbury, Maryland

CHARGES: Second degree assault

DISPOSITION: Released to Central Booking CC # 200800044000

On December 2, 2008 at approximately 1:30 pm, Officers of the Salisbury Police Department received a call to respond to a residence on the eight hundred (800) block of E. Church St. for the report of a stabbing. Upon arrival the officers met with a male victim who advised that he had been stabbed by a female known to him, listed below, during an argument. The below listed suspect and the victim share the residence. The victim sustained a stab wound to the upper left chest and was transported to the Peninsula Regional Medical Center for treatment. The victim advised the officers that he and the suspect had been involved in a long argument that turned into a physical altercation. During the altercation the suspect obtained a kitchen type knife and stabbed the suspect. The victim was treated and released from the hospital.

ARRESTED: Tia Shawnta Rainer, 22 years of age Salisbury, Maryland

CHARGES: Second degree assault

DISPOSITION: Released to Central Booking CC # 200800044057

Salvation Army Bell Ringing UPDATE

Sams Club Update

North Walmart Retail Entrance Update

North Walmart Grocery Entrance Update

Click images to enlarge

Come on Folks, help us fill these slots still open. The Heating & A/C Companies are now challenging one and other and they are filling up the open slots. How about Insurance Companies? Bankers? Lawyers? Fuel Companies!

Look at the schedule at the WalMart location for the 18th & 19th. WalMart has teamed up with us and took the entire day and night to cover these two days. Now THAT was COOL!

Come on Folks, this is a great cause and it will do your heart some good volunteering, even if it's only an hour. I will have an update early this evening and I hope to add your company name to the list.

Thank You!

Joe

Worcester BOE Gives County Commissioners the Finger!

While all other county departments are expected to trim their budgets for the coming fiscal year, the Worcester County Board of Education has told the Worcester County Commissioners that they just can't trim a dime.  In true "IT'S FOR THE CHILDREN" fashion, the BOE claims that it will be students that suffer.

Sure they will.  While enrollment has actually declined in the past six years, the BOE has ADDED 111 new teacher positions and 81 staff positions.  Could the BOE cut some of those administrative jobs?  Of course not.  They'll probably be whining about not giving them raises.

The true agenda unfolds.  Adding to the public payroll is far more important than educating kids.  I only hope that the Worcester Commissions possess the moral courage to knock the bureaucrats down a peg or two.

cross posted at Delmarva Dealings

2 Year Old Baby Dies In House Fire Last Night

A home in Willards caught on fire last night with a family of four inside. The adults got out and one child but I'm sadly informed that the two year old made it within a few feet of the front door and didn't make it out.

To ALL of the Firefighters on the scene and especially the Family, may God be with all of you to comfort each and every individual touched by this event. It's a sad day in Willards today Folks. Keep everyone in your prayers today because this put a hurting on all of them.

Back to the Drawing Board on Salisbury Take-Home Vehicles

As the Salisbury City Council meets again this week for a work session, one item to be discussed is take home cars for city employees.  Wait!  Didn't they take care of that weeks ago?

In true Barrie Comegys style the public has been snookered again.  At their last legislative session the council was supposed to enact a policy that would have eliminated 11 take home vehicles.  The dynamic duo of Mayor Barrie Tilghman and Councilman Barrie Comegys would have none of that.  Instead, a useless resolution was put before council that would have established a "policy" but would not save the city any money.

As Councilwoman Louise Smith was pontificating on how many cars could be eliminated, it was Councilwoman Debbie Campbell who asked the $64,000 question - ARE ANY TAKE-HOME CARS ELIMINATED IN THIS MEASURE?

The answer, of course, was NO!

As Comegys appears to be courting the civil service vote by providing cars at taxpayer expense, don't be surprised to see another toothless bill come from today's meeting.  It's Salisbury - taxpayers come last in the pecking order.

FREE Puppies




FREE to a GOOD home. These are Lab/Rott puppies. They have seen the vet and are healthy. If you know a good loving family who would love to have one of these cute puppies. Let me know.

Thanks!

Jennifer
mail to: jennifer@ocfishing.com

I'LL BE HOME FOR XMAS, LIKE IT OR NOT

In a post yesterday, the term “Xmas” was used in its normal and traditional sense, but the anti-Albero crowd lost no time in bearing false witness, claiming in their comments to the post that I was being disrespectful of Christ, and even accusing me of engaging in anti-Christian satanism by using that term. Those morons have no knowledge of the matter as several other commentators pointed out, including this one (who does not mince any words):

Hey "satanism" buffoons:

Read this and go stake yourselves in unison –

"Xmas" and "X-mas" are common abbreviations of the word "Christmas". They are
sometimes pronounced "eksmas", but they, and variants such as "Xtemass", originated as handwriting abbreviations for the pronunciation "Christmas". The "-mas" part came from the Latin-derived Old English word for "mass".

The word "Christ" and its compounds, including "Christmas", have been abbreviated for at least the past 1,000 years, long before the modern "Xmas" was commonly used. "Christ" was often written as "XP" or "Xt"; there are references in the Anglo-Saxon Chronicle as far back as AD 1021. This X and P arose as the uppercase forms of the Greek letters ÷ and ñ), used in ancient abbreviations for ×ñéóôïò (Greek for "Christ"), and are still widely seen in many Eastern Orthodox icons depicting Jesus Christ. The labarum, an amalgamation of the two Greek letters rendered as ☧, is a symbol often used to represent Christ in Catholic, Protestant, and Orthodox Christian Churches."

And see this discussion:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/4097755.stm

If my accusers want real knowledge about satanism, perhaps Barrie could tutor them.

Holy E-Mail

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not. God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get anothe r opinion.'

So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time.

When the angel returned he went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.'

God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.

Do you know what the e-mail said?







Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.

Bishopville Vol. Fire Department - Carryout

Single Fried Oyster Sandwich's - Combos w/Fries
Wings - Reg or Hot - Combos w/Fries
Homemade Ham & Bean Soup

December 5th - Friday from 5 pm till

Bishopville Volunteer Fire Department
10709 Bishopville Rd - Main Street
Bishopville, MD 21813

To benefit our building fund

Questions: 410.352.5757 or fdemsbishopville@mchsi.com

The #1 Taxi In Salisbury To Hire


OK, scratch and rub your eyes again, blink, now open them again. That's right, FREE TAXI! ONLY on Salisbury News. My guess is, this guy's business just went through the roof!

CAN GANNETT GET ANYTHING RIGHT?

The Gannett website contains a discussion of the Daily Times that --
unbelievably -- is posted on it for the purpose of attracting new employees.

Let's hope that they don't mail their application to the Salisbury address
given: 115 E. Carroll Street. The Daily Times has vacated that property, which
Gannett sold to the hospital a couple weeks ago, but its address and a picture
of the building there still appear on Gannett's website as the location of the
Daily Times.

And under the heading "About Salisbury" it lists the population as 163,180.
Most significantly, it states there are 275 employees at the Daily Times, but
there are now less than that after what happened earlier this year and again
yesterday.

Here's the link to that webpage:

http://www.gannett.com/about/map/ataglance/salis.htm

And here's a link to an interesting aspect of the workforce reduction plan
adopted by Gannett last summer, which was apparently leaked by the top
management at the Daily Times:

http://gannettblog.blogspot.com/search/label/Salisbury

The Little Angel OnTthe Top Of The Christmas Tree!

One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit; this stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out at heaven knows where. More stress.

Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hid the liquor and there was nothing to drink.

In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the coffeepot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made of. Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas Santa. Isn't it just a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Isn't it just a lovely tree? Where would you like me to stick it?

Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the tree.

Idiot Sightings

IDIOT SIGHTING:
We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of
our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I
thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that
time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4
horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO, it's not.'
Four is larger than two..'

We haven't used Sears repair since.

IDIOT SIGHTING
My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the
clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said,
'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar
bill back.' She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my
request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but
they could not do that kind of thing.' The clerk then proceeded to give me back
$1 and 75 cents in change.

Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.

IDIOT SIGHTING:
I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local
township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign
on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I
don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'

From Kingman , KS .



IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person
behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only
had iceburg lettuce..

From Kansas City



IDIOT SIGHTING:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything
in your baggage wit hout your knowledge?' To which I replied, 'If it was without
my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded,
'That's why we ask.'

Happened in Birmingham , Ala.



IDIOT SIGHTING:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was
crossing with an intellec tually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I
knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the
light is red. Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing
driving?!'

She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS



IDIOT SIGHTING:
At a good-bye luncheon fo r an old and dear coworker (she was leaving the
company due to 'downsizing' ) our manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun. We
should do this more often.' Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at
each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.

This w as a lunch at Texas Instruments.


IDIOT SIGHTING :
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for
the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.

A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.



IDIOT SIGHTING:
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we
were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and
found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I
watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and
discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its
open!' His reply, 'I know. I already got that side.'

This was at the Ford dealership in Canton , Mississippi

Public Servant Sunday

Hi, Joe!

I just wanted to let you know that my church will be hosting "Public Servant Sunday" on December 14! The purpose is to give thanks to those whom serve our community by serving them a delicious breakfast! I think that this is a wonderful idea and I was hoping that you could help us to spread the word. Police Officers, Fire Fighters, Elected Officials...anyone who serves! We, of course, would love to have you there as well. It will begin at 9:30 am-Parkside High School. Breakfast is from 9:30-10:30 and a special church service will follow.

The invitation can be found by clicking this link:
http://www.souldiscovery.com/publicservant/index.shtml

I hope that things are going well for you! Keep up the good work!

Sincerely,

Heather Molnar

Channel 16 & 21

"Joe,

I am sure most everyone has seen two different spots on WBOC claiming that satellite companies wont carry our local broadcasts. One spot in particular suggests that a weather personality on channel 16 & 21 attempted to calm and reassure local kids of impending dangerous weather. This service was only availible to households with external antennas or cable subscribers. It further states that children who watch TV broadcasts via satellite dishes would not benefit from this service. If this local service is desired, it forces Direct-TV and other satellite customers to purchase and use an outside antenna to receive these local signals. This is misdirected information. The satellite companies will carry local programming! Our local stations have prohibited the use of our local signals for satellite redistribution because major networks i.e. CBS,ABC are carried by close major markets as well. Meaning if you would watch CBS on a dish and chose the Baltimore affiliate instead of the local affiliate, you would be watching advertisement's from another locale.Translation, why should local advertisers spend their dollars for advertising that will not have a local captive audience? These statements made by WBOC are misleading at best! Tell the truth WBOC!"

Wicomico County Sheriff's Department Press Releases

Incident: Possession of Marijuana and Theft
Date of Incident: 1 November 2008
Location: 500 block of Loblolly Lane, Salisbury, MD
Suspect:
1. Michael J. Espejo, 21, Salisbury, MD
2. Ryan J. McHugh, 20, Salisbury, MD
3. Ryan W. Crim, 20, Salisbury, MD
4. Daniel J. Backman, 20, Salisbury, MD
5. Mark Isenstadt, 20, Salisbury, MD


Narrative: On 1 November 2008, the Wicomico County Sheriff’s Office began an investigation into the theft of street signs in the Loblolly Lane area in Salisbury, MD. During the course of the investigation, a deputy located a cache of street signs in plain view on the porch of a residence in the 500 block of Loblolly Lane. While investigating the theft of these signs, the deputies entered the residence and located marijuana along with several large marijuana smoking devices. The residents of the house were identified as the five listed above.

At the conclusion of the investigation, McHugh, Crim, Backman, Isenstadt, and Espejo were arrested on 24 November 2008 and transported to the Central Booking Unit where they were processed and taken in front of the District Court Commissioner. McHugh, Crim, Backman, and Espejo were detained in the Detention Center by the Commissioner in lieu of $10,000.00 bail. Isenstadt was released on Personal Recognizance.

Charges: Possession of Marijuana

Possession of Drug Paraphernalia

Theft under $500.00

Theft Scheme

Note: Michael Espejo was charged with Theft under $500 and Theft Scheme only.

Incident: Hit and Run Accident
Date of Incident: *30 November 2008
Location: 12100 block of Laurel Road, Sharptown, MD
Suspect: Catie Elizabeth Cowgill Jordan, 19, Seaford, DE


Narrative: On 30 November 2008 at 1:30 AM, a deputy from the Wicomico County Sheriff’s Office investigated a Hit and Run accident that occurred in the 12100 block of Laurel Road just outside of the town of Sharptown. During the investigation, the deputy learned that a vehicle left the roadway on Laurel Road, struck the front porch of a house and continued westbound on Laurel Road until the vehicle became disabled just west of the residence struck. The deputy located the vehicle with extensive front end damage, disabled and unattended on the side of the road. During the investigation, the deputy managed to identify and locate the driver, Catie Jordan, and she was charged with leaving the scene of a property damage accident.

Jordan was charged on a Maryland Uniform Traffic Citation and released on her signature.

Charges: *Leaving the Scene of an Accident

Failure to Control Speed to Avoid an Accident

Incident: Assault 1st Degree
Date of Incident: *30 November 2008 Location: 100 block of Newport Circle, Salisbury, MD
Suspect: Jordden William Synclair Barkley, 24, Salisbury, MD


Narrative: On 30 November 2008 at 11:41 AM, deputies from the Wicomico County Sheriff’s Office responded to a residence in the 100 block of Newport Circle for a reported altercation where the aggressor was alleged to be armed with a knife. Upon arrival, deputies located both Jordden Barkley and another subject, later identified as the victim. Investigation revealed that both Barkley and the victim, who was five months pregnant, had been involved in a verbal altercation when Barkley chased the victim into another room and pushed the victim into a wall. The victim ran into a bedroom where Barkley chased the victim, grabbed the victim and dragged the victim back into the living room where Barkley slammed the victim on the floor. At this point, the victim stated that Barkley pulled out a knife and held the knife against the victim’s stomach and threatened to cut the baby out of the victim.

Barkley was arrested and taken to the Central Booking Unit where he was processed and taken in front of the District Court Commissioner. After an initial appearance, Barkley was detained in the Detention Center by the Commissioner of $35,000.00 bond.

Charges: Assault 1st Degree

Assault 2nd Degree

Reckless Endangerment

Carry a dangerous weapon with the intent to cause injury

Incident: Possession of Marijuana
Date of Incident: 2 December 2008
Location: Sandpiper Ct and Flamingo Drive, Salisbury, MD
Suspect: 1. Samuel Curtis Russ, 19, Salisbury, MD
2. 17 YOA male juvenile, Salisbury, MD


Narrative: *On 2 December 2008 at 8:00PM, a deputy from the Wicomico County Sheriff’s Office responded to a report of suspicious subjects standing around a vehicle on a dead end street. Upon the deputy’s arrival, a subject later identified as Samuel Russ, fled from the area into the woods. With the assistance of other deputies, Russ was located and found to be wanted on an outstanding warrant for Violation of Probation. A search of the area where Russ was hiding revealed a baggie containing marijuana. Additionally, a juvenile male who was with Russ at the location where he fled from, was also discovered to be holding a bag containing marijuana.

Russ was arrested and transported to the Central Booking Unit where he was processed and taken in front of the District Court Commissioner. After an initial appearance, Russ was released by the Commissioner on Personal Recognizance on the marijuana charge, however was held on $10,000 pre-set bond on the Violation of Probation Warrant

The 17 YOA male juvenile was released to a parent at the Sheriff’s Office.

Charges: Possession of Marijuana

Possession of Drug Paraphernalia
Incident: Arson, Disturbing School Operations
Date of Incident: 12-03-2008
Location: Choice, Adventist Drive Salisbury MD.


Narrative: On December 3, 2008 at approximately 12:55 p.m., deputies of the Wicomico County Sheriff’s Office received a report of a fire in the portable building at Choices on Adventist Drive, Salisbury MD. The Salisbury City Fire Department responded to extinguish the fire and clear the building of any smoke. All students were evacuated from the building and no injuries were reported from the fire. The Maryland State Fire Marshall’s Office is investigating the fire at Choices.

Several students at Choices became disorderly and were asked to refrain from disturbing the school process during the fire. Sheriff’s deputies requested additional patrol units and MSP to help control the area and monitor student activity. Seven students refused to comply with the deputy’s request to stop acting disorderly and were subsequently charged. A sheriff’s deputy was assaulted while arresting 1 juvenile. Eventually, 10 students were charged with the following:

1) Writ of attachment for a 15 y.o.a. juvenile male

2) Writ of attachment for a 17 y.o.a. juvenile male

3) Juvenile referral for a 15 y.o.a. juvenile male Disturbing School Operations-Released to School

4) Juvenile referral for a 15 y.o.a. juvenile male Disturbing School Operations-Released to School

5) Juvenile referral for a 15 y.o.a. juvenile male Disturbing School Operations-Released to School

6) Juvenile referral for a 15 y.o.a. juvenile male Disturbing School Operations-Released to School

7) Juvenile referral for a 14 y.o.a. juvenile male Disturbing School Operations-Released to School

8) Juvenile referral for a 16 y.o.a. juvenile male Disturbing School Operations-Released to School

9) Juvenile referral for 16 y.o.a. juvenile male Disturbing School Operations-Released to Parent

10) Juvenile referral for a 15 y.o.a. juvenile male Assault, Resisting Arrest, Disturbing School Operations-released to Parent

Releasing Authority: Lieutenant Babe Wilson Date: December 3, 2008

Can A Child Get Justice?

This link - http://www.slate.com/id/2205851 - is to a more detailed report on what happened yesterday in this incredible case that should never have seen the light of day. The following is from the AP:

WASHINGTON (AP) — A Massachusetts girl's awful experience on a school bus is at the heart of a case argued in the Supreme Court Tuesday over limits on lawsuits about sex discrimination in education.

The 5-year-old kindergarten student in Hyannis, Mass., told her parents that in 2000 a third-grade boy repeatedly made her lift her dress, pull down her underwear and spread her legs.

Local police and the school system investigated, but found insufficient evidence to bring criminal charges or definitively sort out the story, according to court records. The district refused to assign the boy to another bus or put a monitor on the bus, records show.

Upset with the school district's response, parents Lisa and Robert Fitzgerald sued the district in federal court under both Title IX, which bars sex discrimination at schools that receive federal money, and a provision of a Civil War era, anti-discrimination law that was designed to enforce the 14th Amendment's equal protection clause.

The issue for the court is whether Title IX, enacted in 1972, rules out suits under the older provision.

A federal judge ruled that the Fitzgeralds could not sue under the older law because Congress had subsequently passed Title IX. The Fitzgeralds also lost on their Title IX claims. The Boston-based 1st U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals upheld the ruling.

The justices appeared skeptical of the idea that Congress, in legislation expanding protection from discrimination, would cut back on the ability to sue for violations of constitutional rights. But they also wondered whether the Fitzgeralds ultimately would win their lawsuit.

"But in this case, as we get down to what this case is about, we have a determination by a court that the school district acted reasonably in relation to these complaints," Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg said.

Justice John Paul Stevens said, "You may still lose the lawsuit even if you win here."

Charles Rothfeld, representing the parents, agreed that the Fitzgeralds might lose, but said their constitutional claims should at least be heard in court.

Among the advantages of pursuing a lawsuit under both provisions is that the older one allows claims to be made against individuals, while Title IX is restricted to institutions. Plaintiffs also can be awarded punitive damages under the older law, but not under Title IX.

A decision is expected by late spring.

The case is Fitzgerald v. Barnstable School Committee, 07-1125.
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